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Una mujer se encuentra con otra después de algún tiempo y le pregunta: Me asombra tu físico, cuanto has adelgazado? Me he quitado unos 80 kilos de grasa superflua. Tanto... y ¿como lo has hecho? Muy sencillo me he divorciado.

Un forastero, llega a un pueblo y se encuentra que estan celebrando una pelea de gallos. Tras observar durante un buen rato el desarrollo de la misma, se acerca a uno con cara de tonto, que parece entendido y le pregunta: -¿Oiga, sabe Vd. cual es el gallo bueno ? - Si senor, el gallo bueno es el blanco. El forastero de dirige a las taquillas de las apuestas y se juega todo el dinero que lleva encima en favor del gallo blanco. Acaba la pelea con el gallo negro vencedor y el blanco muerto. Enfurecido, se va hacia el de la cara de tonto y le increpa: - ¿Pero no me dijo Vd. que el bueno era el blanco? - Si senor, el bueno era el blanco... El negro es un asesino !.

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US Envoy says Darfur Crisis Overshadowed South Sudan
Voice of America
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